*spider shaking dice in casino* come on, daddy longlegs needs a new pair of shoes and a new pair of shoes and a new pair of shoes and a new pair of shoes
hey pull my finger
see you in court asshole
why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?
They can’t swallow because that’s gay
in gurren lagann, no one says ‘you know the drill’ at any point so it’s actually the worst anime