fartgallery:

*spider shaking dice in casino* come on, daddy longlegs needs a new pair of shoes and a new pair of shoes and a new pair of shoes and a new pair of shoes

rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

suckmymara:

in gurren lagann, no one says ‘you know the drill’ at any point so it’s actually the worst anime